Funny Babies

Funny babies will make even the most anal retentive bean counter smile with glee. Funny babies bring joy to all who observe them. That is why funny babies must be stopped at all costs!

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Funny babies, you see, wield way too much power. From oil tycoons to cigar-smoking buffoons, funnies babies will illicit childish reactions from adults trying to illicit a smile, laugh or even fart from a little tike.

Some say, funny babies are cute. I, on the other hand, say that funny babies are the Antichrist. Yes, that's right, you heard me. Funny babies are the Antichrist.

Babies are always watching.

Sure funny babies will lull you into a lullaby and appear to be weak, vulnerable and in need of care. But, nothing can be further from the truth.

These so-called funny babies can also projectile vomit like Linda Blair, projectile diarrhea like the Blair Witch and projectile pee at the most inopportune times. People assume this is a mistake on the funny babies' part.

Some newborns are very tongue-in-cheek.

This is not a mistake! This is cold, calculation, my friend. This is laughing at adults and not with them. This is seizing the moment when the adult is vulnerable to humiliate and degrade him or her.

No, funny babies are humorous in appearance only. Inside those little souls burn the coals of Beelzebub, the fire of the hoofed one, the shiny eyes of Satan himself.

So, the next time you see what appear to be funny babies, laughing and playing and drooling all over themselves, do not buy into this for one minute. They are watching you. They are measuring you. The funny babies are waiting for their moment to take advantage of your naivety.

So, don't let funny babies pull the wool over you eyes, my friend. Be wary, be wise and be very afraid. The funny babies network is keeping an eye on you at all times.